Why is it that ever piece of baby clothing has to have some sort of sports, or entertainment slogan on it? "Future All Star," "Future Quarterback," or "Future Rock Star." Come on. I wish they'd just say, rather than most unlikely of unlikely career options. How about a shirt that says, "Future Data Analyst," or "Future Actuary," or "Future Male Nurse?" At least that would me a more realistic, and decent-to-well-paying set of career choices. Not to mention, it's pretty funny. At least to me. Here are some more options:
• Future Journalist
• Future Crane Operator
• Future Teacher
• Future Marketing Consultant
• Future Process Engineer
• Future Scientist
• Future Librarian
• Future Bus Driver
• Future Urban Planner
• Future Web Designer
I guess none of those are that exciting, but come on; they're more realistic than "Future Rock Star." And not that I would discourage the little dudes from practicing music in any form, wether it carries future rock star potential, or not. But, let's be realistic: you can't go to college or tech school to be a rock star. I suppose you could go to college to become an All Star, but even then you have to take classes while pretending you're going to be an Agricultural Journalist.
I think these would make great "onesie" slogans. Why not? Come on. Why not? They probably wouldn't sell. I bet no one wants to imagine that their newborn will grow up to be an outside sales rep for a plastics manufacture.
